The Eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts”

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“I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.” ~Bobby Henderson

Well, my Ace of Wands has directed me towards the light of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM for short). This religion is a comical parody on intelligent design.

The good book previously mentioned is aptly named the Loose Canon, and in place of the ten commandments, there are the eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts.” Also, instead of saying the blasphemous “amen,” Pastafarians proclaim, “RAmen!” A spoof on the previous Latin, ‘I believe and mixing it with the common collegian dietary food group Ramen noodles. Rastafarians further proclaim that pirates are…

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